Bitch probably has a landfill as a Snooge

This piece comes from the great new show called "Moment of Truth" where contestants answer to a lie dettecter before the show then face those same questions in front of loved ones on National Television. The shows a gem!

Background:
Lauren: 26 year old prominent whore whose life collapses on National Television.

Could this slut be anymore pathetic"? Its one thing to join a game show and grab a few laughs, but to destroy your marriage fuck over your pathetic and poor dad.....you my whore, have issues. The funny thing is you the viewer, the whole time are sitting there rooting for this slut to be incorrect and lie to her parents and her nerdy ass husband. Its not a matter of how she was going to fuck herself but when she was going to fuck herself. Though, when it happened I spit my spaghetti all over the floor.

Chavalyez's reasons why he loves CFB: 1 of 5

Chavalyez coming at ya, live, from an undisclosed island in the Caribbean. It's the offseason in my business so I am taking a little R&R until March Madness kicks up in a few weeks. With spring practice upon us, I thought I would post the first of five segments of the:

125 or so reasons why I love College Football...

125. I love the helmets, logos and stripes on the jerseys
124. I love the noise of the bands, stomping bleachers and screaming fans
123. I love the little bumps on my arms and legs before a kickoff
122. I love the fan competition between friends and family
121. I love the sound of ESPN’s College Gameday
120. I love the fact that I can see a reason for Central Florida upsetting Miami
119. I love the visuals CBS gives you at the beginning of a sec 2:30 kickoff
118. I love the play action
117. I love the dim lights of Notre Dame’s stadium
116. I love the interception for a touchdown
115. I love the fact that I knew that West Virginia was gonna fake punt in the '05 SB
114. I love the color of leaves turning at the end of September
113. I love the bands on the thighs of Florida cheerleaders
112. I love the walk going into Bryant Denny
111. I love the heart of a walk on
110. I love the big sack on third down
109. I love the Southern Miss verse Tulane Thursday night game
108. I love passing out on a Saturday night to highlights of the days games
107. I love the fact that its the only season where crying shows heart not weakness
106. I love the full back dive
105. I love the first bite of a Denny dog
104. I love the throwing of the football among friends at halftime
103. I love the sound of Brent Musberger’s voice
102. I love the smoke coming out of the tunnel when Miami takes the field
101. I love the painted faces

More to come...

Get your stizz on!

To all those overweight, game watching, beer drinking, and emotionally impaired.... what is your favorite spot to scope chicks, drink, and get your eat on?

Verdict.......Coaching Little League is not gay

The other day, I told a friend of mine that I would be coaching little league baseball. His thoughts were very amusing but also very alarming.
"Donny, your not going to try to touch kids are you?"

I don't really know were to go with this statement. Did my friend a) think that it would be very tempting coaching little leaguers or b) think that I was a petter ass fag that wanted to see the inside of a 5th graders cup?

Well, Donny isn't fag, so I have to think that the buddy who asked me this was the really gay one. I started to think back to when we were in junior high. Ronny, lets just say this his name for legal reasons, used to always change in the corner while others were taking off there clothes in the locker room. This is where you have to say to yourself, is it better to let your peers see your cock, or is it better to hide it from them. I know, I know, your thinking well your in fucking 7th grade, most little guys don't even have hair on their prick. This in turn makes kids think that it is weird to change around others. Well, I have a different theory. I think if your the boy in the corner changing, Your the fag, not me. I mean, lets face it, your not supposed to get arroused when looking at another mans junk. So, if you can show your little pecker and display it around peers, and you can also look at another mans love hammer and not be arroused.....this is the staight way to act.

So this goes back to my friends question. Since he asked me the perverse and deranged question, hes the fag. Again, he was the boy changing in the corner.

Donny doesn't blow dudes, he drinks beers and blows chunks.

T is for Tanight,
Donny's out

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