Ron's Sports Fanatic of the Week

In anticipation for the sporting weekend ahead, every Friday I will be critiquing a "sports fanatic" of the week. A picture of said fanatic will be posted and I will break that bitch down.

All right, so this is photoshop gold, but it is just too pure to pass up.....

Today's fan is something special. Okay, so there is NO middle ground in relation to your stance on Florida quarterback Tim Tebow....you hate him or you love him. Well, this fucking guy takes the love to a whole new level.

I won't group all you Gator faithful in with this creep--> (photoshopped or not) but with the love fest for Tebow down in Gainesville , i actually had to double take to make sure this wasn't really a Gator fan, but i mean the fact that this guy is an actual human being is pathetic in its own right.

Fanatic/pedophile Checklist
-Hand held camcorder purchased at K-Mart (most certainly used to map Tebows route from Western Civ 101 to his dorm)

-Snugg fitting JORTS , sans belt of course

-Monogrammed satchel to hold fan/predator amenities like lube, roofies, candy, baseball cards, poster for his marks signature, a #1 fan hand, and an orange and blue shaker for cover when the Event Staff checks his bag to enter The Swamp.....i doubt he gets that far because he will either be too busy taking pictures with fans who are only posing with him because hes such a fucking freak, or knocked out cold by a group of fans because he looked at someones 12 year old son the wrong way.

-Circa 1996 Cellular phone

-a pair of Oakley Frogskin glasses from 1989 that are NOW vintage and worth $200 hidden in his silk Oakley carrying case

-A "Daywalker" goatee

-Sleeves rolled up,,,withTebow's meathead face cropped perfectly on his pussy ass bicep...and

-Classy mullett that has been well manicured and groomed since it has evolved from its former 'rattail' stage decades ago.

checklist complete,,,,CHECK
*not that said guy is an actual predator


ron