Thursday, March 6, 2008

Part 2: Razor Ramon "Chico"




Can someone please explain the screeching of the cars? If you can answer this question and your a female, you win a threesome with Donny and Razor Ramon. If your a male, I'll give you a high five.


Name: Razor Ramon
Height/Weight: 6"6 285 pounds of Italian Fury! Razor looks like the first one on the stage at Chip and Dales on Friday afternoon. Can you imagine Razor in a French maid outfit? Thats just Donny I guess
Belts: Razor held the Interconinental Belt on four occasions. Why McMahon never let Razor be World Champ still amazes me to this day. Yeah, he was a bad guy, but are you telling me Mcmahon couldn't let him hold the belt for at least one month. He wrestled from 1984-2007, Geese give him a break already..
Nicknames: Scott Hall- if you actually call Razor Ramon Scott Hall I want to me meet.........so I can kick you in your sissy face! Chico, Starship Cayote, Texas Scott, Diamond Studd
Proudest Moment: On September 27th 1993 Razor Ramon, co-won a twenty man battle Royal with Rick Martel. The following week Razor put an arse whoopn on Martel to win the Intercontinental Championship outright. Personally my favorite Razor moment was when he got his ass escorted away from the WWF after countless Sexual assaults and DUI's.
Finishing Move: Razors Edge
Greatest Quote: "Say hello to the Bad Guy"
Something you might not know about Ramon: During his first visit with McMahon, the two were discussing what character "Scott", punching myself in the face right now, was going to be in the WWF. S*** kept quoting Scarface. They eventually decided to put him in leapord, give him the best prop ever, a fucking toothpick, and made him a replica of Tony Mantana.






Razor is real important!! What a complete fucking badass. Little kids want to grow up and be like Razor Ramon. A where are they now on Razor Ramon would be better than stand up. Yes, he has only been out of wrestling for a year, but Donny's got money that Razor is a transvestite working 7th avenue in Miami..............Chico!!

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