Part 3: Val Venis

The Big Valbowski!! You gotta love this guy. Eventhough Donny thinks he can beat Val Venus in sluts conquered, I still think my rather large pecker has nothing on the Big Valbowski. Val Venus doesn't make love he makes rapes! I feel sorry for the 1,000 girls that have slept with this man. You know Val Venus makes all of his whores wear red balls in their mouths.

Name: Val Venis
Height/Weight: 6"2 240 pounds of Man.
Belts: In 1999 Val Venis defeated D-Low Brown and The British Bulldog in a tripple threat match to win the European Title. In 2001, he gained a share of the Intercontinental belt but for only a few days. I'm sure he used it as a prop when pounding some lucky lady.
Nicknames: The Big Valbowski, The Hammer, The Only Man
Proudest Moment: He always made Ken Shamrock look like a bitch, because Val Venis wore his sister Trish more than he wore his towel. Trish fed on the Big Valbowski more than a hundred times. This eventually made Ken Shamrock collaspe and become a irrational Christian Conservative.
Finishing Move: The Money Shot- You find me a better name for a finishing move in the WWE.
Greatest Quote: "Hello Ladies"
Something you might not know about Val Venis: He takes after T is for Tanight and is a big blogger. You can find his stuff on the fretarian.com. He is a liberarian. Whatever the fuck that means. Also a big Ron Paul supporter, so basically Val Venis is a stupid fuck! My bet, to much of his blood flows to the wrong head.

Turn your volume up, your going to like this one!!